Well that sucks.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 09/21/2018 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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I was eating a burrito, and suddenly I realized that the corner of my tooth felt... different. Yep. I chipped it. On a burrito. Somehow.

It’s weird to think that a piece of my head fell off, technically.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 10:50

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this when you insert a pebble or something into whats left of your burrito and sue for millions

its the american way :p

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 10:50

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damnit kinja... knock it off

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 10:52

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Was it Chipotle? has to be Chipotle . First eBola Ecoli or whatever in the food and now this?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:01

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That happened to me eating breakfast about 2 years back. 

3point8isgreat > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:01

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I’ve done this just biting down wrong and having my front teeth hit each other.  I also choke/cough after swallowing my own saliva too often.  I’ll probably die due to failing at some basic human function.

Rainbow > 3point8isgreat 09/21/2018 at 11:04

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I do that saliva thing all the time. I’ll probably forget to breathe one day or something.

facw > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:05

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Burritos are a grave danger. I have a scar on my lower lip from a low-quality microwave burrito, that had the classic “ random bit that’s the temperature of the sun even though the rest is barely warm” thing going on.

Also, I don’t know if that’s even worth repairing, but I just got a crown, and I’m pretty annoyed that it’s not sharp. Feels very weird to put my ton gu e there and then this smooth slimy feeling thing.

Rainbow > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/21/2018 at 11:07

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It was actually a local family-owned place, so I didn’t bother complaining. If it WAS Chipotle, or Moe’s, I’d have called corporate and complained. I’m not one to sue or anything over something so trivial, but it would be nice to get a gift card or something. I once got $50 from Kellogg’s when I found a Pop-Tart with no filling inside.

loki03xlh > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:10

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At least you di dn ’t crack a tooth eating a fren ch fry.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:11

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Be prepared to accidentally cut  your tongue every time you eat for the next few months until that sharp nu b wears down.

Urambo Tauro > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:25

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You’re not supposed to eat it frozen, ya know.

PatBateman > 3point8isgreat 09/21/2018 at 11:29

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My advice to you: don’t walk. 

Roundbadge > 3point8isgreat 09/21/2018 at 11:32

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Same here, regarding basic human functions.

Roundbadge > Rainbow 09/21/2018 at 11:34

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I chipped a tooth biting into a donut once.

There was a lot of day-drinking leading up to that point...so I can’t say it’s all that surprising.  That was back in the 90's...and I haven’t chipped another tooth since, so I think I’m okay.